I want to hang a picture on my wall. I pick up a hammer and a nail.

The hammer goes limp and tells me that the color of the nail I chose doesn't conform with it's guidelines.

I tell it that the nail is fine and that I just want to hang this god damn picture on my wall.

The hammer responds with "I understand your frustration and it's important that you push back, but ..."

The fuuutuuuureee!