 | [Thunder cracks. Camera pushes through iron gates. The creaking door of the crypt slowly opens…] The Crypt Keeper (cackling): [He shuffles forward, brushing dust off a cracked phone screen glowing in the dark.] “Tonight’s story? Ohhh, it’s about a lonely lad… hopelessly devoted to a mysterious vision of beauty. A shadowy seductress who never shows her face… only her… silhouette. Oooh, how enlightening!” [He leans in closer, whispering.] “But as our dear admirer clicks, tips, and slips deeper into obsession… he never stops to ask… what’s really casting that shadow…” [Lightning flashes. The Crypt Keeper grins wider.] “Because behind every perfect figure… there might be something a little more… hands-on! Ehehehehe!” [He raises a bony finger.] “And when the curtain finally rises… our lovestruck fool will learn the hard way… that some fantasies… should stay in the dark.” [Pause. He chuckles low.] “After all… in tonight’s tale… you are what you eat… and what eats you might just take your place!” [He bursts into manic laughter.] “EHEHEHEHEHE! Stay tuned for… ‘Shadow of a Doubt!’” [Cut to black.] [link] [comments] |